Part of my journey though the Lake District to the Mortal Man Inn where I regularly read poems and stories to entertain guests. Pic taken 8pm, June.
Here's something topical, in the UK, at least. You may have to 'read more' and scroll down, if it doesn't all show up in one block. Hope it doesn't offend??
PROPHECY (EU REFERENDUM JUNE 23 2016)
If we don't put our voting cross
Where Cameron says we should
We might find that our hands fall off
Or fingers turn to wood.
A plague of flies on everyone
If we don't vote remain
A plague of frogs in every home
Life won't be the same.
The end of world will come with speed
If BREXIT wins the game
If we don't do what Cameron says
We're the ones to blame.
Within a day the axe will fall
On olive oil and Brie
No sunny holidays in Spain
Prepare for World War three
No more German sausages
No more Mozarella
We'll have eat pork pie and chips
Without a pint of Stella.
A glass of wine from French Bordeaux
We'll never see again
That's what's gonna happen
If we don't vote REMAIN.
The sky will turn to red hot flame
If we don't vote EU
Our mortgages will hit the roof
The pound will devalue.
Green men will land from outer space
and microchip each brain
Searching for intelligence
In those who vote REMAIN
We'll have to move the Channel tunnel
If we vote BREXIT out
Link it to Australia
Of that there is no doubt.
Will I do what Cameron says
Not likely, that's for sure
I'd rather say 'bye bye EU'
And BREXIT out the door.
(David Cameron was accused of exaggeration before the referendum.)
This is the promotional sheet for my short 15 minute play, to be enacted in Kendal, last week of July. The picture shows Kendal High Street and one of my key characters, The TOWN HALL CLOCK.....yes, that's what I said . . .CHARLIE CHIMES, THE TOWN HALL CLOCK. More details at the start of July.
