something topical

Here's something topical, in the UK, at least. You may have to 'read more' and scroll down, if it doesn't all show up in one block. Hope it doesn't offend??

PROPHECY (EU REFERENDUM JUNE 23 2016)

If we don't put our voting cross

Where Cameron says we should

We might find that our hands fall off

Or fingers turn to wood.

A plague of flies on everyone

If we don't vote remain

A plague of frogs in every home

Life won't be the same.

The end of world will come with speed

If BREXIT wins the game

If we don't do what Cameron says

We're the ones to blame.

Within a day the axe will fall

On olive oil and Brie

No sunny holidays in Spain

Prepare for World War three

No more German sausages

No more Mozarella

We'll have eat pork pie and chips

Without a pint of Stella.

A glass of wine from French Bordeaux

We'll never see again

That's what's gonna happen

If we don't vote REMAIN.

The sky will turn to red hot flame

If we don't vote EU

Our mortgages will hit the roof

The pound will devalue.

Green men will land from outer space

and microchip each brain

Searching for intelligence

In those who vote REMAIN

We'll have to move the Channel tunnel

If we vote BREXIT out

Link it to Australia

Of that there is no doubt.

Will I do what Cameron says

Not likely, that's for sure

I'd rather say 'bye bye EU'

And BREXIT out the door.

(David Cameron was accused of exaggeration before the referendum.)