A TIMELY DITTY

Jeremy Corbyn was elected Leader of the UK Labour Party on September 24, FOR THE SECOND TIME, after Owen Smith challenged him for the leadership.

EXCUSE MY SMIRK

Says Jeremy Corbyn

Ha ha ha. Tee hee hee. They had a try but they can't beat me.

Excuse my smirk. Excuse my glee. I'm counting my majority.

Owen thought he'd have a go. But all my fans said no, no, no.

Not in such a pleasant way. 'Eff off's' the phrase they usually say.

Those MP's who have betrayed. Be afraid . . . .be very afraid.

You'll be replaced by close of play, if I get my wily way.

I'm your leader, here to stay. Now let's all sing YMCA.